Artist needed!
My next article is going to be a short story, about 5 to 6 thousand words long. It will of course be vaguely retarded, and will feature computer game characters in frankly hilarious situations.
I’m thinking it’ll be a million times better with some occasional illustrations, so if you’re the artistic type and fancy helping out with a few sketches, please email me.
I don’t make any money out of this site so can’t pay you, but you will of course get full credit and a link back to your own site if you have one, plus my eternal gratitude, which as usual will be expressed using graphic photos of my penis.
I’m hoping to upload the story by the end of next week; I’ll send you what I’ve got if you’re interested.
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Now everyone is talking about the American economy and eclections, nice to read something different. Eugene
seriously Tim. as fun as it is to watch our trainwreck of a nation, i APPLAUD you for not talking about it. I mean, it must be hard, being…well, not from America and all. damn those eclections!
. . .the story was so about the american elections wasnt it.
As a newbie to this site and a rabidly addicted gamer, I wish to state that I really wish I had the remotest hint of artistic skill, as I’d love to be able to participate in your blogs in some way. Unfortunately, unless you’re desperately hoping for shaky stickmen badly rendered in MS Paint, leaving a comment might be the best I can hope for.
I look forward to the article
Wow … this is a really great site. Just stood up all night reading all the articles, and they are truly great. Any idea when this story is coming out? Sounds interesting …
This “short story” sure is taking a while…
Ok should i call it…?I think i will,I come here and check everyday,but i fear the wonderful journey is now at an end,this blog has died…or has it?
Man, I’ll be honest, I fell off the wagon so hard that it’s taken me three months just to pull my head out of the ground. The site is definitely NOT over with, but I can’t in all conscience keep writing on it until I’ve stopped playing games again.
Fucking Medieval 2. Why do you have to be so good.
Hey, I saw your post on Cracked.com! Killer blog:) I totally agree that us bloggers should unite. I just started a blog myself, also some short stories but not quite 4-5thousand words long. Its funispower.com. I’d love to include a link to your blog, or even an article on your blog if you wish to do the same. Please let me know what you think, sincerely yours,
Paul
Hey Paul, I will definitely check out your blog and linky you as soon as I can remember how to use my own blog software
Yeah, about that. Ok, so there was one minor problem with the short story, which prevented me from uploading it. Fellow writers may have encountered this problem themselves, and will hopefully know what I’m talking about.
Basically the entire story was a huge steaming bag of shite.
If anyone knows any tips or workarounds for this, I’d be very grateful to hear them.