Artist needed!

My next article is going to be a short story, about 5 to 6 thousand words long. It will of course be vaguely retarded, and will feature computer game characters in frankly hilarious situations.

I’m thinking it’ll be a million times better with some occasional illustrations, so if you’re the artistic type and fancy helping out with a few sketches, please email me.

I don’t make any money out of this site so can’t pay you, but you will of course get full credit and a link back to your own site if you have one, plus my eternal gratitude, which as usual will be expressed using graphic photos of my penis.

I’m hoping to upload the story by the end of next week; I’ll send you what I’ve got if you’re interested.

5 Responses to “Artist needed!”

  1. Now everyone is talking about the American economy and eclections, nice to read something different. Eugene

  2. seriously Tim. as fun as it is to watch our trainwreck of a nation, i APPLAUD you for not talking about it. I mean, it must be hard, being…well, not from America and all. damn those eclections!

  3. . . .the story was so about the american elections wasnt it.

  4. As a newbie to this site and a rabidly addicted gamer, I wish to state that I really wish I had the remotest hint of artistic skill, as I’d love to be able to participate in your blogs in some way. Unfortunately, unless you’re desperately hoping for shaky stickmen badly rendered in MS Paint, leaving a comment might be the best I can hope for.

    I look forward to the article :)

  5. Wow … this is a really great site. Just stood up all night reading all the articles, and they are truly great. Any idea when this story is coming out? Sounds interesting …

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