Hannah Montana: The Movie
Release date: Out Now
Formats: PC, PS3, XBOX 360
Price: £23.99
UK, June 26th 2009 – God, I love power. It gives me a fat, densely-veined horn. I would piss all over my grandmother if she saluted me in return.
If you’ve ever wanted to hear these words spoken by Hannah Montana, you should buy [...]
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Christopher Nolan’s The Dark Knight is the Batman film we’ve all been waiting for. It’s got everything. Well, almost. In this exclusive script excerpt, we show you what this film could have been like, if only it had grown some BALLS.
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Yes, the rumours are true. At E3, Sierra finally announced the long-awaited sitcom / sci fi action blaster, Simpsons Versus Predator.
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Recently I posted a rebuttal to this list of signs that you’re addicted to Diablo 2. The list, while a good effort, was complete unmitigated horseshit, mainly because the people who wrote it were simply making stuff up. For example, most of the contributors have never been president of America, and I am insulted that [...]
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One of the side effects of going cold turkey is that you start to feel irrational flushes of hatred towards anything that makes your day more difficult.
For me, this recently manifested itself in an intense hatred towards the European microstates: those pitifully tiny countries which exist only to deprive me of a 100% score in [...]
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This is the second part of the article. For part 1, click here.
This list, found at Diablofans.com, tells the story of hell in 600 installments. Intended to catalogue the signs that you are addicted to Blizzard’s popular PC role-playing game Diablo 2, it begins as a light-hearted jibe at addiction, yet quickly becomes a window [...]
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My efforts to shake my gaming addiction were going well. But recently I’ve started seeing Diablo everywhere. No matter where I look, it’s always there: in the smile of a child, in the subtle interplay of light on water, on the website called diablofans.com that I’ve just spent six hours browsing; truly nowhere is safe.
And [...]
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A review of Metal Gear Solid 4 which takes certain liberties with the truth.
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Join us for the deeply moving final chapter in the story of Tim’s Galaga addiction.
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So you’ve given up gaming. Trouble is, you write for a damn gaming site, and you’re obligated to provide people with reviews. What a pickle.
But hold on! You’re a clever fellow, and modern games are pretty self-explanatory. Surely you can work out the plot of a game by looking at the screenshots, take educated [...]
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