Christopher Nolan’s The Dark Knight is the Batman film we’ve all been waiting for. It’s got everything. Well, almost. In this exclusive script excerpt, we show you what this film could have been like, if only it had grown some BALLS.
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Recently I posted a rebuttal to this list of signs that you’re addicted to Diablo 2. The list, while a good effort, was complete unmitigated horseshit, mainly because the people who wrote it were simply making stuff up. For example, most of the contributors have never been president of America, and I am insulted that [...]
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One of the side effects of going cold turkey is that you start to feel irrational flushes of hatred towards anything that makes your day more difficult.
For me, this recently manifested itself in an intense hatred towards the European microstates: those pitifully tiny countries which exist only to deprive me of a 100% score in [...]
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This is the second part of the article. For part 1, click here.
This list, found at Diablofans.com, tells the story of hell in 600 installments. Intended to catalogue the signs that you are addicted to Blizzard’s popular PC role-playing game Diablo 2, it begins as a light-hearted jibe at addiction, yet quickly becomes a window [...]
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My efforts to shake my gaming addiction were going well. But recently I’ve started seeing Diablo everywhere. No matter where I look, it’s always there: in the smile of a child, in the subtle interplay of light on water, on the website called diablofans.com that I’ve just spent six hours browsing; truly nowhere is safe.
And [...]
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Join us for the deeply moving final chapter in the story of Tim’s Galaga addiction.
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When you’re giving up an addiction, the important thing is to do something creative every day. You’ve got to feel as if you’re filling the void in your life with worthwhile activities; stuff that will help you grow as a person, and show your addiction that you’ve got balls and you mean fucking business.
And that’s [...]
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