The noble art of cheating

Have you ever cheated at a computer game? No? Then you’re a liar as well as a cheat, and you will never marry my daughter. This article is a memoir of my own personal history of dishonesty, so if you’re a despicable shifty bastard like me, then crack open your flatmate’s beer, pull up a [...]

The Loneliness Of The Online Gamer

Hello again and welcome back. It’s been seven months since the last update; all I can say is that some shits just can’t be rushed.
Today I want to talk to you about being alone. Really, truly alone. So put on some My Chemical Romance and get comfortable.

In terms of fatness, though, these markers are reversed.